"what pokemon do you identify the most with?"
If you should be studying now
i was funny once but it was an accident
"Don’t cross me baby. I love ya’ honey and you’re cute but I will Eat You.”
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.
I’m liking this version even more.
Patrick Stewart will not be trifled with
Cause you never piss off a woman with a shotgun.
The Shadow #10, May 1975, cover by MW Kaluta